Lyrics

[Intro] Just throw your hands in the air And wave 'em like you just don't care And ifyou'reliking the soundswe're throwing down, somebody say ohyeah! (Oh yeah!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) Like this y'all Like this y'all Like this, the-this, a-like this y'all [Verse 1] From city to city, from state to state I'm worldwide known as T La Rock the Great I'm as a chilly as an Icee, cooler than a breeze I can act as a heater when it starts to freeze When I hold you in my arms you'll forget all your fears As a treat, I'll repeat sweet nothings in your ear Here's an accurate description of all of my intention This is something people that I had to mention Just sit back, relax, and pull up a seat I'll be as frank as a hot dog and far from discreet [Verse 2] All you duck emcees step to the rear Super rapper T La Rock is finally here To alleviate confusion, proceed to disillusion Perish all thought of surviving the [?] That you can interpret the method I use And writing fresh lyrics that won't end up confused I'm so highly intelligent, gifted with an element Able to decipher any statement that's irrelevant To the situation at hand and relentlessly confront and remain in command It's like magic combined with an unknown force It's pure knowledge in the brain that I use as a sword So emcees if you don't wanna, indulge this matter Do yourself a favor, be wise and just scatter Now all the ladies All the ladies All the ladies in the house say oww! (Oww!) Say oww! (Oww!) Now scream! (Ahh!) Scream! (Ahh!) Like this y'all Like this y'all Like this, the-this, like this y'all [Verse 3] I'm a magical musician from a magical place When your ears here the treble and your feet feel the bass Where there is no Adam, there is no Eve How you was born is how you believe Take a man and a woman make 'em husband and wife Take the dead and the buried and bring 'em to life I can walk, never tire, run a mile and won't perspire With the powers I posses I can recreate fire With just one thought, whether long or short I can cause the destruction of a battle never fought Stop a plane in its flight, give a blind man his sight With a wink of an eye, turn the day into night Turn a mute into a singer with a point of a finger Make a militant man to be known [?] I can jump up and down holding 600 pounds Walk around in a circle without touching the ground [Verse 4] I am the creator, the maker, the supreme being The originator, rhyme-creator that's foreseeing Your future as a rapper my advice to you Is ameliorate your rapping skill Reconcile all the [?] until All arguments and differences have come to an and All those you wish to acquaint with can be called friend Then and only then will you be able to invent, produce, construct. create A masterpiece so intriguing it will fascinate All the musically inclined, then you will find That if you put in on tape they are bound to rewind It over and over and over again Then, congratulate you my friend Now throw your hands in the air And wave 'em like you just don't care And if you like the sounds we're throwing down, somebody say oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) Oh yeah! (Oh yeah!) Now all the ladies All the ladies in the house say oww! (Oww!) Say oww! (Oww!) Now all the fellas All the fellas, all the fellas All the fellas in the house say ho! (Ho!) Say ho! (Ho!) Now scream! (Ahh!) Scream! (Ahh!) Say I like it! (I like it!) I like it! (I like it!) I love it! (I love it!) I love it! (I love it!) Now scream! (Ahh!) C'mon, scream! (Ahh!) [Verse 5] Now it was gettin' kind of late, about a quarter to eight When I reminded myself that I had a date With Tudy Fruity Judy with the big brown booty The talk of the town as the raving beauty As she walked down the street, fellas kneeled to their feet Screamed "praise the lord" and kissed the concrete She walked down the street all nice and slow With her butt swinging 'round like a bowl of Jell-O When I took her to my house and take my very first feel Like Superman, I was solid steel I was humpin' and a pumpin' on Judy's butt In three quarters of a minute..I can't say that